Best Shot Ever?

pickle back:
noun
—a shot of Jameson with a shot of pickle-juice brine

Sounds terrible, I know... but if you love pickles (and I certainly do) then it's out of this world.

Ok here goes:


How do you say Pickle in French?
Pickle in French.


Should you ever eat a pickle on an empty stomach?
No! You should always use a plate.


What's the phrase most commonly heard at pickle card games?
Dill me in!


What's the difference between a ten cent pickle and a quarter pickle?
Fifteen cents!


Why did the pickle wear red suspenders?
The blue ones broke!


How do you make a pickle sour?
The same way you make a whiskey sour only use a pickle.


Why did the pickle take a ladder to school?
It was going to High School.


IQ test: A pickle worker was five feet tall and wore a size eight shoe. What did he weigh?
Pickles, of course!


How do you make a green pickle?
Cross a blue pickle with yellow one!


What business does a smart pickle go in to?
He opens a dilly-catessen!


Hoo boy. It's going to be a long day.