The "Barack the Magic Negro" song parody has received mixed reviews. How hilarious do you think it is?

The "Barack the Magic Negro" song parody has received mixed reviews. How hilarious do you think it is?

A. Mixed reviews? Did some of them find it reprehensible while others thought it was "f**king reprehensible?"

B. My fiance and I have been looking for a first song for our wedding. It's either this or "One in a Million" by G n' R.

C. As a professional magician who is also extremely racist, I found the use of the term "magic" to be inappropriate. Aside from that, awesome.

D. Look, there's just no better way to address the concerns of marginalized civil rights leaders than through the universally respected art of racist song parody.

E. Limbaugh, you've done it again you obese, pill-popping imbecile!

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Are You Gonna Pay Your Citibank Bill This Month?

Are you gonna pay your Citibank bill this month?

A. Yes. I never miss a payment. Every month I send in my check, making sure to dab a small blot of my own fecal matter in the memo line.

B. Yes, it's perfectly justified that I'm being charged a 33% APR while they get $20 billion in free money.

C. I don't have any food, clothing or shelter. So no, I might go with the late charge this month.

D. Why start now? Oh my God, did I cause this?!

E. Since Citigroup laid me off last week, no, I don't think I'll be able to get them their monthly minimum just now. But congrats on the $20B guys!


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(Of Course, Citi is not the bank giving me hassles, but hey, if it can happen to THEM, there is hope that it will happen to Capital One... may they all burn in hell. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.)